Sunday, November 30, 2008

Holidays are stupid


Another Thanksgiving has passed and mindless people chose to indulge. Who says we have to buy a turkey, make mashed potatoes, set a nice table, and invite people over who we don't want to talk to? We have become such a brain dead society where we just wait for a tv show to tell us what to do next. Get with it, you stupid f$$ks! Choose a new path in which you actually use your brain. For starters, KILL your tv! That's right! Decide that the flicker rate on your screen is too much to bear and is making you numb to the world around you. Listen to AM radio. Read a book. Make a loaf of bread. Snuggle with your partner. Don't fall for the trap of the holidays. You are just setting yourself up for no dough in your pocket afterward and the depressing inevitability of Monday morning. Not to mention, faking your way through the nicey, nice conversations with people you'd rather spit on than spend one second talking to. What a waste of time and energy. Stay at home and have a day like any other. Shouldn't every day be a celebration? Have a beer or a glass of wine and say, 'cheers to another day'!!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Toxic sky


So today, before it finally sprinkled a little, the chemtrails were heavy. When I left the house, X's were abound! Then after about 2 hours, the sky was a hazy gray mess. It never takes any time for me to start to feel it. The air is heavy. You can smell the exhaust from cars and the stench of plastic wafts around my nose. Why do I smell plastic? It makes me off balance and somewhat sleepy. Luckily, it's not an all day thing. I know that to feel good, I have to eat right. Don't feed the body processed, high fructose, hydrogenated foodstuffs. Instead, it should be home made organic goodies. Yogurt and good cheese combined with an alkaline diet is what keeps the 'beasties' away. It's not a good thing to hang outside all day when you see the chemical skies. No longer can we just enjoy our day playing in the sun or the clouds. I have to think, do I want to succumb to the toxic soup? NO! So I take care of my body and go inside and drink a glass of baking soda and water. I won't let them get to me. It's all a scare tactic that can't be given into. I choose to survive and be smart. You choose. What are you going to do today?

Smokin'



On the subject of smoking cigarettes, this is not the time to 'slack off' and go dumb. I mean, there is nothing wrong with smoking. In fact, it is as satisfying as eating an organic meal. That is, if you know what you are doing. What I mean is, don't go out to the convenience store, go up to the clerk, and say, 'uh, yeah, gimme a pack of camel wides'. Yeah, you're really thinking about it now buddy! If you love to smoke...then do it right! First of all, don't go to the convenience store. Seek out a reputable smoke shop. Next, talk it over with the expert at the store. He will be able to tell you what you need, depending on what kind of taste you're looking for. Now, I still don't mean that you are to walk out of there with a pre-rolled pack! After you and the shopkeep decide on the right tobacco, you will then decide what kind of papers you will use to roll your tobacco in. That's right, lazysusan, you will be rolling-your-own. My preference is American Spirit Organic. Don't forget to purchase some fine filters as well. This will make it nice and smooth. So, what have we learned? That smoking is pleasurable and don't let anyone else tell you that it's bad for your health...so is breathing the air!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Judge Yourself


What is it about people and the need to gossip? Where does it get you? Stop talking about others and do something for yourself! Be creative, design something, and simply, judge yourself!
Why don't you get smart and patent something! Or maybe if we're lucky, you'll just stumble in front of a bus and go splat! So long, sucker!

Verify Yourself


Lately, I've been noticing that on myspace pages, people tend to embellish the truth. For example, one of my husbands relatives has decided that he is 16 years old and not 12. This one, I know as fact. That got me to thinking about others and so in researching these public spaces, I see information that may or may not be true. How do we know? How would we be able to verify? This technology has allowed for people to speak anonymously and get away with whatever they want. NO more do you see the youth of today having a conversation in person. It's all done through texting or on their cellphone. Politeness and respect have gone out the window. They are in a world of their own with no time for the common man. When this economy collapses, it will be funny to see these people struggle to get the latest iphone gadget which won't even be a priority when there are food shortages and no way to access the atm. What will they do? Just deer caught in headlights with no way to listen to their ipods. Oh, what a shame...LOL:)